According to Yahoo, the Tigers have resigned relief pitcher Joel Zumaya to a one year, 1.4 million dollar deal. That is a $485,000 raise. For Joel Zumaya. The oft-injured Joel Zumaya. The 101mph throwing Joel Zumaya. The victim of a Guitar Hero incident, Joel Zumaya. The pitcher who hasn't reached 40 innings since 2006.
The pitcher that....ok, i digress. But he's a hometown guy, so I gotta hope he overcomes the insurmountable almost insurmountable odds, and becomes the flame-thrower we all remember from the World Series run in '06.
Why can't I throw 100? I can barely hit 70 at Cedar Point, and those things are rigged. FML